Fw: Prison vs. Full Time Job

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This came to me out of the ether of California.

Henry

> PRISON LIFE vs. FULL-TIME JOB
> 
> In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
> At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.
> 
> In prison you get three meals a day.
> At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that
one. 
> (Some places don't even give you water!)
> 
> In prison you get time off for good behavior.
> At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
> 
> At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all
the

>  doors yourself.
> In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
> 
> In prison you can watch TV and play games.
> At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
> 
> In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
> At work you are just ball-and-chained.
> 
> In prison you get your own toilet.
> At work you have to share.
> 
> In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
> At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
> 
> In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
> At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct 
> taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
> 
> In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the
inside 
> wanting to get out.
> At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.
> 
> In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
> At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
> 
> In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
> At work we have managers.