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There was a young man who had just bought a 400 belchfire that could go
from standing still to 450 mph in 20 seconds flat.
As he pulled up to a stoplight right before he pulled on to the
expressway,
alittle old man of 85 was setting next to him on a moped.

The 85 yr.old man loked him over from stem to stern and remarked as old
men are want to do. "What ye got there sonny boy?"

I have a 97 Belchfire that will do 450 mph in 20 seconds flat!!

The old man said "..can I have a look at her sonnyboy?"

Why,sure, but don't scratch it, OK?

The litle old man leaned way over and looked inside all around and said,
"..mighty fine auto sonnyboy."

At that moment the light changed and the young man trompped the
accelerator
and said as he pulled away, "  here I'll show you.

Sure enough he hit 450 in 20 scnds. and then looked into his rear view
mirror
and saw an object moving very fast towards him and in a flash somthing 
swoooped past him.
Wow!!! I wonder what is faster than my Belchfire?     Then he looked ip
and something flashed back past him going away from him in reverse.

THAT looked like that little old man on the moped.   He again looked in
his rearview mirror and the object was coming at him again and he
screamed," here he comes and oh!! no!! he 's going to hit me!!!!1

And he did!!! SPLAT!!!  The young man got out of his car ( after stopping
)
ran around to the rear of his car and looked down at the 85 yr.old little
man
and said,.."  can I do something for you old timer?

Yea!! sonnyboy can you take my suspenders lose from your left hand
mirror??


Henry( told from memory ) Bunch