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Subject: old fashioned lady


There was a mice lady who was a little old fashioned. She was planning a 
weeks vacation in Florida at a particular campground, but she wanted to make 
sure of the accommaodations. Uppermost in her mind were toliet facilities, 
but she couldn't bring herself to write "toliet" in a letter. After 
sonsiderable deliberation, she settled on "bathroom commode", but when she 
wrote that down it still sounded to forward. So, she wrote this letter to the 
campground, and referred to the bathroom commode as the 'B.C.'. Does the 
campground have it's own "B.C.?" is waht she actually wrote. The campground 
owner was baffeled. He showed the letter around to several of the campers, 
but they couldn't decipher it either. Finally, the owner figured she was 
reffering to the location of the local baptist church: so, he sat down and 
wrote back to her as follows:

Dear Madam:
I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I now take the 
pleasure in informing you that the 'B.C.' is located nine miles north of the 
campgrounds, and is capable of seating 250 people at one time. I admit it is 
quite a distance away, if you are in the habit of going regaularly, but, no 
doubt, you will be pleased to know tha a great number of people take thier 
lunches along and make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay late. 
The last time my wife and I went was six years ago. It was so crowded we had 
to stand up the whole time we were there. It may intrest you to know that 
right now there is a supper planned to raise money to buy more seats. They're 
going to hold it in the basement of the 'B.C.! I would like to say it pains 
me very much not to be able to go more regularly, it is no lack of desire on 
my part. As we grow older, it seems to be more effort--particularly in cold 
weather. If you decide to come to our campground, perhaps I could go with you 
the first time. I'd sit with you and introduce you to all the other folks. 
Remember, this is a friendly community!! Hope to see you soon.


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						Jerry Moon