funny musician quirk

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On Fri, 21 Feb 1997 12:57:08 +0000 Jerry Moon <moon@netjava.com> writes:
>At 12:38 AM 2/20/97 -0600, you wrote:
>>>>>>> "Kevin" == Kevin and Gia Moran <morans@execpc.com> writes:
>>    Kevin> ---------- I just had to tell you all of a funny thing that
>>    Kevin> happened once in our service. 

>When I was a teenager, we were having a wonderful service. At the end 
>of
>the service, people were lined up to be prayed for, and this lady that 
>was
>visiting came up to be prayed for.

Both of these stories are very funny, but I have to add mine.....
A strange thing happened one sunday morn, at Calvary Tab in Indpls. There
was at that time a self proclaimed ex-prostitue that attended our church.
She would sit in one corner and brush her hair all service, and was
always trying to get attention. Needless to say, common sense was not
present in over-abundant amounts in this story. Anyway, she took of
running and shouting across the front of the church, which is quite a
distance at Cal. Tab. She got halfway across and...well....she must have
lost the elasticity in her undies, because they  fell down around her
ankles as she was in full stride.....I tell you one thing, if Brother
Mooney ever had to work harder than that day, to regain the attention of
the congregation, I would be surprised. It was truly funny.

God Bless You,
Andy (wonderin why she didn't come back) Barnett
adbarnett@juno.com