a *little* humor.... nyuk, nyuk

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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

A good and clean joke has crossed my email box 
that I just had to share with you all.... 

I hope ya'll enjoy it.....

Bro Tyler

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A vertically-challenged man (midget) walks into the Doctor's
office and says "Doc, I'm so sore and scalded between my legs I
can't even walk!  What in the world could be wrong?"

The Doctor say's "I don't know, why don't you jump up on my
examining table and let me have a look."  So the midget jumps up
on the table pulls down his pants and lets the Doctor examine him.
 "Hmmm, I see what the problem is", says the Doc.  "Nurse! bring
me a pan of hot water, a pair of my sharpest scissors, a towel, a
gauze and some Iodine."  So the nurse brings it in, and the Doctor
goes to work.

He pulls over the special light, puts on his mask and goes to
clipping and cutting, clip, cut, clip cut, clip, cut, clip.  Then the
Doc says, "you can pull your pants back up and jump down from
the table and see if that doesn't feel any better."

The midget pulls his pants back up, jumps off  the table and begins
to move around.  "WOW!" says the midget.  "You're a miracle
worker!  There's no pain at all!  What on earth did you do?"  

The Doctor broke out in a sly grin and said, " I just cut 4 inches
off your cowboy boots"