Murphy's Military Laws

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> Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are 
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>  No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy 
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>  Friendly fire ain't 
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>  The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map 
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>  The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already
>  mined it 
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>  The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody
>  else to shoot at 
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>  The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your
>  artillery will shoot short 
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>  Incoming fire has the right of way 
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>  If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush 
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>  The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small 
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>  If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap 
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>  The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned
>  positions 
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>  The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly
>  fire 
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>  There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you,
>  and miss 
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>  Don't be conspicuous.  In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat
>  zone, it draws sergeants 
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>  If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy 
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