Russian automobile ... nyuk, nyuk

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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

Naw!  This just couldn't have happened... enjoy!

Bro Tyler

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A Russian man saves his rubles for twenty years to buy a new 
car.  After choosing the model and options he wants, he's not 
the least bit surprised or even concerned to learn that it will 
take two years for the new car to be delivered.  He thanks the 
salesman and starts to leave, but as he reaches the door he 
pauses and turns back to the salesman "Do you know which 
week two years from now the new car will arrive?" he asks.  

The salesman checks his notes and tells the man that it will 
be two years to the exact week.  The man thanks the salesman 
and starts out again, but upon reaching the door, he turns back 
again.

"Could you possibly tell me what day of the week two years 
from now the car will arrive?"  The salesman, mildly annoyed, 
checks his notes again and says that it will be exactly two years 
from this week, on Thursday.  The man thanks the salesman 
and once again starts to leave.  

Halfway though the door, he hesitates, turns back, and walks 
up to the salesman.

"I'm sorry to be so much trouble, but do you know if that will be 
two years from now on Thursday in the morning, or in the 
afternoon?"  Visibly irritated, the salesman flips through his 
papers yet another time and says sharply that it will be in the 
afternoon, two years from now on Thursday. 

"That's a relief!" says the man.  "The plumber is coming in the 
morning!"