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TEST TO SEE IF YOU ARE A REAL SG GROUP OR SG ARTIST:
     
                Take a deep breath and begin the test NOW!
     
     Answer True or False:
     
     ___1.      In your group there is a man that "looks like a man and     
                sings like a woman."
     
     ___2.      You call yourself a "quartet" no matter how many people are 
                in your group picture.
     
     ___3.      You think the idea of having a "National QUARTET            
                Convention" is a fine idea and it should never change.
     
     ___4.      You have a bass singer whose hand seems to be magnetically  
                attracted to his ear.
     
     ___5.      Each member of your group has been introduced as--
     
                "a)  The best (tenor, lead, baritone, bass, piano player)   
                     in SG today."
     
                 or
     
                "b)  My favorite (tenor, lead, baritone, bass, piano        
                     player) in SG today."
     
     ___6.      Your MC introduces a song that you do every night with one  
                of the following:
     
                a)  "We didn't plan to sing this song tonight." 
                b)  "We haven't done this song in years."
                c)  "We had so many requests for this song."
     
                (All the while, the musicians kick of the very number you   
                are talking about without being told what it is).
     
     ___7.      Everyone in the group is "One of the finest Christians      
                you'll ever meet."
     
     ___8.      Your group offers a "blue light special" at the product     
                table that includes at least three tapes (with a rubber     
                band around them or "specially packaged") that are old as   
                dirt.
     
     ___9.      Your group has a limited supply of a particular tape that   
                you are pushing (and if you run out, you'll go out to the   
                bus and get another limited supply).
     
     ___10.     Your group is instrumental in keeping fast food restaurants 
                in business.
     
     ___11.     To you "truck stop" means "home-cooking."
     
     ___12.     You've ever been overjoyed to see a "Starvin' Marvin" up    
                ahead.
     
     ___13.     To you, "Diesel Mechanic" ranks a close second to "Mother."
     
     ___14.     Your group receives Christmas cards from three or more      
                diesel mechanics stating "Thanks for being a faithful       
                customer."
     
     ___15.     Your group has their own way of folding cords and packing   
                up.
     
     ___16.     You have ever wondered what happened to those "helpful"     
                people who wanted to fold cords when it is time to lug      
                heavy equipment out to the bus.
     
     ___17.     When you see the word "bass," you never think of fishing.
     
     ___18.     When you see the word "lead," you never think of old paint.
     
     ___19.     You can conceal chewing gum under your tongue or in your    
                jaw and never miss a note.
     
     ___20.     You have considered taking a tax deduction for the purchase 
                of throat lozenges.
     
     ___21.     You operate a hand truck more often than a lawn mower.
     
     ___22.     When you kids say "I want my daddy!"  your wife pops in a   
                videotape.
     
     ___23.     Your seven-year-old understands "reverberation."
     
     ___24.     You spent more time this week on the phone with Beckie      
                Simmons than with your wife.
     
     ___25.     You feel like you ought to get frequent flyer miles for     
                trips to the dry cleaners.
     
     ___26.     You have trouble sleeping without the hum of a diesel       
                engine.
     
     ___27.     There is at least one hairpiece in your group.
     
     ___28.     Your forehead moves and your hair doesn't.
     
     ___29.     You've ever lost "it" on stage.
     
                 Note:  "It" means either (1) your "composure"
                                       or (2) your "toupee"
     
     ___30.     You recognize the smell of a blow-dryer-scorched toupee.
     
     ___31.     You recognize the smell of a toupee.
     
     
     ______________
     
     Scoring:
     
     No need to count up answers.  If you are a REAL SG Group or REAL SG 
     Artist, and you made it this far, then you know it!
     
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						Jerry Moon