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Below a little nyuk nyuk I found while waiting for class the other day,
enjoy!


Chris Sterrett                    Apostolic Bible Church
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QUESTION.MSC 2'1m?f Questions I will ask when I get to heaven

The more I read the Bible, the more questions I have. When I get
to heaven, I'll have a lot of questions for the Lord. Questions
like these:

Was John the Baptist a Southern Baptist?

Did Eve have an Adam's apple?

Do the people in the nation of Cush have it easy?

Do Edomites cause an itch?

In the Leviathon, do you have to run the whole distance in blue
jeans?

Do you get much honey from the Macabees?

If dying for a cause is smart, why do they call it martyrDOM?

How many cards in a MelchizeDEK?

What is par for the Olivet Discourse?

Would you expect to a find pastoral letter under a cow chip? =


How much does a Pentacost?

How far can a Pharisee?

What makes the virgin Merry?

How much beer can you pour into a Philistein?

What formula do you use to calculate the volume of a Sanhedrin?

Was the sermon on the mount delivered on horseback?

Does a triumphal entry get you to the big spin?



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