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I cut the jokes from this weekly mail I got this week. 
I can only trust these meet the TNally seal of approval.

Brian Berger
Manchester, NH
Brian_Berger@juno.com

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From: Komando Klinic News <klinicnews@komando.com>
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Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel
after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.
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You heard it here first 
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A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed
its
workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job.
According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory
industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered
minor
injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others
fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head
falling
off a chair while watching the film.
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The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons,
setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
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A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the
time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the
bus
and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
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A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., and then a few days later
accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went
out
for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police
officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the
courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.
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When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand
over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the
police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was
arrested.
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