Smart dog .... nyuk, nyuk

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Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is 
smarter: 

First woman : My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for a 
paper boy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and
brings it to me. 

Second woman : I know.

First one : How?

Second one : My dog told me.

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Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in
Sunday school. 

"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines
on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got
to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all
the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie - talkie to
radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up
the bridge and all the Israelites were saved." 

"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother
asked. "Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did,
you'd never believe it!"
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Tyler Nally  <tgnally@prairienet.org>