Your job in life ... nyuk, nyuk

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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

Remember.....it may be that your sole purpose in life is 
simply to serve as a warning to others . . .

Bro Tyler

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A guy responds to a job position at the city zoo. The ad 
mentioned the salary but not what he would be doing. Come to 
find out that the zoo's gorilla had unexpectedly passed away. 
The zoo had just spent millions on promotions which focused 
on the gorilla and now they needed a gorilla. The guy really 
needed the job and the money was good so he accepted.
    
Everyday he would put on the gorilla suit, hang out in his cage 
and be the gorilla. After a while he started enjoying himself. He 
would scare little kids, roar at the crowds, and eat bananas 
and stuff.  

As time wore on he became the main attraction at the zoo. He 
would swing on his trees and vines, and the people loved him.

One particularly busy Saturday he was swinging around and 
accidentally swings over his fence and lands in the lions cage.
Thelion slowly opens his eyes and sees the gorilla. The lion 
begins to stalk. The lion, now drooling and wide awake, slowly 
approaches the gorilla who is backed up against the fence.
The lion is ready to jump, then the gorilla started yelling, "Help! 
Help! I'm not a gorilla. I'm a man! help, help !!" Then the lion 
said, " Shut-up stupid, or we'll both get fired! "
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Tyler Nally  <tgnally@prairienet.org>