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:     Did Jesus use a modem
:        At the Sermon on the Mount?
:      Did He ever try to use a fax
:        To send his message out?
:      Did the disciples carry beepers
:       As they went about their route?
:      Did Jesus use a modem
:       At the Sermon on the Mount?
:
:      Did Paul use a laptop
:      With lots of RAM and ROM?
:       Were his letters posted on a BBS
:      Paul@Rome.Com <mailto:Paul@Rome.Com> ?
:     Did the man from Macedonia
:        Send an e-mail saying "Come"?
:    Did Paul use a laptop
:      With lots of RAM and ROM?
:
:        Did Moses use a joystick
:       At the parting of the sea?
:       And a satellite guidance tracking system
:       To show him where to be?
:      Did he write the law on tablets,
:       Or are they really on CD?
:      Did Moses use a joystick
:        At the parting of the sea?
:
:       Did Jesus really die for us
:       One day upon the tree?
:        Or was it just a hologram
:       Or some technical wizardry?
:       Can you download the live action clip
:        To play on your PC?
:       Did Jesus really die for us
:        One day at Calvary?
:
:        Have the wonders of this modern age
:       Made you question what is true?
:        How a single man in a simple time
:        Could offer life anew?
:        How a sinless life, a cruel death,
:        Then a glorious resurrection
:        Could offer more to a desperate world
:        Than all of man's inventions?
:
:       If in your life, the voice of God
:        Is sometimes hard to hear;
:      With other voices calling you
:       His doesn't touch your ear.
:        Then set aside your laptop and modem
:        And all the fancy gear,
:       Open your Bible, open your heart,
:       And let the Lord draw near!!
:
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:   PSALM 23
:   (computer translated)
:
:    The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash.
:    He installed His software on the hard disk of my
:    heart,
:
:    All of His commands are user friendly,
:    His directory moves me to the right choices for
:    His name's sake.
:
:    Even though I scroll through the problems of file,
:    I will fear no bugs, for You are my backup;
:
:    Your password protects me;
:    You prepare a menu before me in the presence of
:    my enemies;
:    Your help is only a key away.
:
:   Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the
:   days of my life,
:   And my file will be merged with His and saved
:   forever. >>