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 Marian
 
 To ensure that you have a good time on your trip to Australia, your
 team members have planned and developed a special itinerary to fill the
 time during your leisure hours.  Agenda follows:
 
 Day 1: The "10 Deadliest Snakes" Fall Tour.  You and a guest will be
 escorted through the outback and provided with the opportunity to handle
 and examine each of the world's 10 most deadly snakes.
 Day 2: The "Great White Encounter."  You and your tour guide will take
 a small boat to the Great Barrier Reef, where you will be able to dive
 into the chum-laden water and experience the beauty of the Great White
 shark.
 
 Day 3: The Aboriginal "Festival of Spears."  You will be the honored
 guest of a small aboriginal village as they celebrate the subjugation of
 the aboriginal race by the white man, with free liquor and a special
 weapons exhibition.
 
 Day 4: The "Crocodile Dundee" Petting Zoo.  You will be able to come
 up-close and personal with the occasionally harmless salt-water
 crocodiles of the Australian coast.  Lucky audience members are asked to
 participate in a croc wrestling exhibition.
 
 Day 5: "Those Marvelous Morays."  This tour will once again return you
 to the beauty of the Great Barrier Reef, where you will be allowed to
 hand feed special finger-shaped sausages to the wild eels of Stubby Hand
 Reef.
 
 We hope you will enjoy your trip!
 
 Your loyal employees.
 
 Be careful