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Greetings Saints in Jesus Name!

I didn't get a chance to look at this from the "Joke of the Day"
server last week.  Since I experienced snow this Easter Sunday
I thought it appropriate to forward it to the list..... 

With the exception of editing the negative 60 temparature, this is
read in it's entirety.

I hope it's worth a couple of "Nyuk, nyuk's" ... enjoy!

Bro. Tyler

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It's already Easter weekend in April, and it is still less than 30
degrees here in Minneapolis!  We're having one heck of a winter!

                AN ANNOTATED THERMOMETER

60 -Californians put on sweaters(if they can find one in their wardrobe)

50 -Miami residents turn on the heat

40 -You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably
    Minnesotans go swimming.

35 -Italian cars don't start

32 -Water freezes

30 -You plan  your vacation to Australia, Minnesotans put on
    T-shirts, Politicians begin to worry about the homeless,
    British cars don't start

25 -Boston water freezes, Californians weep pitiably,
    Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming

20 -You can hear your breath, Politicians begin to talk about
    the homeless,  New York City water freezes, Miami
    residents plan vacation further south

15 -French cars don't start, You plan a vacation in Mexico, Cat
    insists on sleeping in your bed with you

10 -Too cold to ski, You need jumper cables to get your car going

 5 -You plan your vacation in Houston, American cars don't start

 0 -Alaskans put on T-shirts, too cold to skate

-10 -German cars don't start, Eyes freeze shut when you blink

-15 -You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo,
     Arkansas residents stick tongues to metal objects, Miami
     residents cease to exist

-20 -Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you, Politicians
     actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel
     snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start

-25 -Too cold to think, You need jumper cables to get driver going

-30 -You plan a two week hot bath, The Mighty Monongajela
     freezes. Swedish cars don't start

-40 -Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians
     put on sweaters, your car helps you plan your trip south

-50 -Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window
	
-60 -H*** freezes over, Polar bears move south!!

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