Discussion List (buuuuuurp!)

• Messages sorted by:[ date ][ thread ][ subject ][ author ]

In a message dated 96-04-08 14:58:25 EDT, you write:

> Q:   How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
>
> A:   There's white-out on the screen.
>

Follow up on this one:

Q:  How can you tell a blonde's been making corrections?
A:  There's pencil markings over the white-out.
 
And more:

Q:  Why don't blonde's eat pickles?
A:  They can't get their head in the jar.

Q:  Why can't blonde's rake leaves
A:  They keep falling out of the tree.

Q:  What did the blonde say when she opened the pack of Cherios?
A:  Look, Donut seeds!

Q: Where did all these dumb blonde jokes come from?
A: Ugly brunettes on Friday night when they don't have a date.
    (I know that's terrible but I had to include the brunettes)


=)   Laurie