FW: Good Explaination!

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Bro Tyler, This one is COOL!!!!

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From:  M.W. Cook[SMTP:COOKM@ONSLOWONLINE.NET]
Sent:  Saturday, April 20, 1996 9:02 PM
To:  Brent Williams
Subject:  Good Explaination!

Here is one a friend sent me...

-ONE DAY, AFTER A NEAR ETERNITY IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN, ADAM CALLS OUT
TO 
GOD, 	"LORD, I HAVE A PROBLEM."

  	"WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, ADAM?", GOD REPLIES.

	"LORD, I KNOW YOU CREATED ME AND HAVE PROVIDED FOR ME AND 
SURROUNDED ME WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL GARDEN AND ALL OF THESE WONDERFUL 
ANIMALS, BUT I'M JUST NOT HAPPY."

	"WHY IS THAT, ADAM?", COMES THE REPLY FROM THE HEAVENS.

	"I GUESS I'M LONELY, LORD."
	
	"WELL ADAM, IN THAT CASE I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION.  I SHALL

CREATE A 'WOMAN' FOR YOU."

	"WHAT'S A 'WOMAN', LORD?"

	"THIS 'WOMAN' WILL BE THE MOST INTELLIGENT, SENSITIVE, CARING,

AND BEAUTIFUL CREATURE I HAVE EVER CREATED.  SHE WILL BE SO
INTELLIGENT 
THAT SHE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT BEFORE YOU WANT IT.  SHE WILL BE
SO 
SENSITIVE AND CARING THAT SHE WILL KNOW YOUR EVERY MOOD AND HOW TO
MAKE YOU 
HAPPY.  HER BEAUTY WILL RIVAL THAT OF THE HEAVENS AND EARTH.  SHE WILL

UNQUESTIONINGLY CARE FOR YOUR EVERY NEED AND DESIRE.  SHE WILL BE THE 
PERFECT COMPANION FOR YOU."

	"SOUNDS GREAT.", ADAM REPLIES.

	"BUT THIS IS GOING TO COST YOU, ADAM."

	"WHAT WILL THIS 'WOMAN' COST ME LORD?", ADAM ASKS.

	"SHE'LL COST YOU YOUR RIGHT ARM, YOUR RIGHT LEG, AN EYE, AND
AN 
EAR."

-ADAM PONDERS THIS FOR SOME TIME, WITH A LOOK OF DEEP THOUGHT AND
CONCERN 
ON HIS FACE.  FINALLY ADAM SAYS TO GOD...
	"EHHH.....WHAT CAN I GET FOR A RIB?"

-THE REST, AS THEY SAY, IS HISTORY......