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   A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same
   job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do
   two plus two equal?" The mathemetician replies "Four." The
   interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the
   interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."

   Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same
   question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says
   "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

   Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same
   question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets
   up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the
   interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"


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