Quotes....... Enjoy!

Tyler Nally (tgnally@prairienet.org)
Fri, 02 May 1997 10:00:40 -0500


From: obie@juno.com

 APPLY THIS TO SERMON/LESSON PREPARATION:
 If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six hours
 sharpening the ax.
      -- Abraham Lincoln
 
 VISION
 If your vision doesn't scare you, then both your vision and your God are 
 too small. (Brother Andrew)
 
 YOUTH
 It isn't what a teenager knows that worries his parents. It's how he
 found out.
 
 COMMUNICATION, EDUCATION
 It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.
  (Epictetus)
 
 HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DAY LIKE THIS?
 Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've
 forgotten this before.
 
 CHILDREN
 Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
 word what you shouldn't have said.
 
 REALITY CHECK
 "God is dead." -- Nietzsche.
 "Nietzsche is dead." --God.
 
 WISDOM
 (You may have to think about this one!)
 Two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know.
 
 GAMBLING
 Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
 
 PRAYER
 When I pray, coincidences happen, and when I don't pray, they don't.
  (William Temple)
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Tyler Nally  <tgnally@prairienet.org>