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 One day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly
    drive by.  Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was
    followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and
    then about 200 men walking in single file.  Intrigued, Bill went up
    to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the
    first hearse.
         "My wife," the man replied.
         "I'm sorry," said Bill.  "What happened to her?"
         "My dog bit her and she died."
    Bill then asked the man who was in the second hearse.  The man
    replied, "My mother-in-law.  My dog bit her and she died as well."
    Bill thought about this for a while.  He finally asked the man,
        "Can I borrow your dog?"
   To which the man replied, "Get in line."
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