Fw: Actual Courtroom Quotes (fwd)

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Mercy unto you, and peace, and love,
be multiplied.-Jude 1:2

Bro. Daniel M. Westbrook Sr.

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> From: James Barr <jbarr@mail.acilink.org>
> To: Danial <dwestbro@mail.acilink.org>
> Subject: Fw: Actual Courtroom Quotes (fwd)
> Date: Wednesday, May 07, 1997 5:44 PM
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> > From: Jay_Duncan@esd.tracor.com
> > To: jbarr@mail.acilink.org; jduncan@mail.ameritel.net;
> LCadore759@aol.com; rjconn@gatem02.netusa1.net
> > Subject: Actual Courtroom Quotes (fwd)
> > Date: Wednesday, May 07, 1997 7:50 AM
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> > Subject: Actual Courtroom Quotes (fwd)
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> >      
> >      Hi,thought you might like this.  Cute.
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> >      
> >      
> > Actual quotes from courtroom transcripts:
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> >      
> > 1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
> >    doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
> >      
> > 2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
> >      
> > 3. "Were you alone, or by yourself?"
> >      
> > 4. "Were you present when your picture was taken?"
> >      
> > 5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
> >      
> > 6. "Did he kill you?"
> >      
> > 7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
> >      
> > 8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
> >      
> > 9. "How many times have you committed suicide?"
> >      
> > 10. "So the date of conception(of the baby), was Aug.8?"
> >       A:  "Yes."
> >       Q:  "And what were you doing at that time?"
> >      
> > 11. "She had three children, right?"
> >       A:  "Yes."
> >       Q:  "How many were boys?"
> >       A:  "None."
> >       Q:  "Were there any girls?"
> >      
> > 12. "You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
> >       A:  "Yes."
> >       Q:  "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
> >      
> > 13. "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't
> >     you?"
> >       A:  "I went to Europe, sir."
> >       Q:  "And you took your new wife?"
> >      
> > 14. "How was your first marriage terminated?"
> >       A:  "By death."
> >       Q:  "And by who's death was it terminated?"
> >      
> > 15. "Can you describe the individual?"
> >       A:  "He was about medium height and had a beard." 
> >       Q:  "Was this a male, or a female?"
> >      
> > 16. "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
> >      notice which I sent to your attorney?"
> >       A:  "No, this is how I dress when I go to work."
> >      
> > 17. "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
> >       A:  "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."
> >      
> > 18. "All your responses must be oral, OK?  What school did you go to?"
> >       A:  "Oral."
> >      
> > 19. "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
> >       A:  "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m."
> >       Q:  "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
> >       A:  "No, you dummy, he was sitting on the table wondering why I
> >            was doing an Autopsy."
> >      
> > 20. "You were not shot in the fracas?"
> >       A:  "No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel."
> >      
> > 21. "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
> >       A:  "I have been since early childhood."
> >