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>Here is the Real Story: aliens had abducted a cow in order to do
>research on it (you've heard of cows being discovered in the middle of
>Kansas which had been mysteriously disemboweled, right?).  For whatever
>reason, the aliens decided to dump the cow over the Pacific ocean.  The
>poor Japanese fishermen, when they reported this to the authorities,
>were immediately arrested since the government is in on the alien
>conspiracy.  When the secret got out about the falling cow and arrested
>fishermen, the government concocted this story about Russians stealing
>cows.
>
>Fits the facts, doesn't it?


No way!  Your version does not include any black helicopters, U.S. Military
involvement, Area 51, etc.

Besides,  I didn't hear about it on Art Bell =)

Brad

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