Porch humor!

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A woman needed her back porch painted and went through the 
yellow pages and settled on an elderly gentleman that gave
her the lowest bid.  When the man arrived she told him that
she had spent extra money for the paint that was nearly
impossible to remove to insure that she would not have to
have the porch repainted and that though it was unusual,
she wanted every inch of the porch covered with this paint.
 The man said that he had no problem with this unusual
request.

The elderly gentleman returned after only three hours and
announced that the job was completed.  The woman, overjoyed
gave the man a cash bonus.

As the man was walking out the door he turned and said to
the woman, "By the way, that is a Mercedes, not a Porche."

Timothy Litteral
472 Grant St.
Marion Ohio 43302
brotim@gte.net
http://members.tripod.com/~trlitteral