Not quite all there .... nyuk, nyuk's

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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

Sis. Laurie Gibson just sent me these... ya'll've seen them, ya'll've
heard 'em, ya'll're familiar wit' 'em, ya'll love em..... enjoy!

Bro Tyler

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> Some useful descriptions of people you may work with day to day:
> 
> Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
> Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
> A room temperature IQ.
> Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
> A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
> A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.
> A prime candidate for natural deselection.
> Bright as Alaska in December.
> One celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
> Donated his body to scientists... Before he was done using it.
> During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
> Fell out of the family tree.
> Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
> Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
> He's so dense, light bends around him.
> If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
> If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
> If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
> If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
> It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.
> One neuron short of a synapse.
> Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
> Takes him 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes".
> Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
> Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

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Tyler Nally  <tgnally@prairienet.org>