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This was taken from the Alameda County District Attorney's Office
publication "The Point of View"

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a
pathologist. Here's what happened:

ATTORNEY:  Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the
pulse?

CORONER:   No.

ATTORNEY:  Did you listen to the heart?

CORONER:   No.

ATTORNEY:  Did you check for breathing?

CORONER:   No.

ATTORNEY:  So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't sure
the man was dead, were you?

CORONER:  Well, let me put it this way.  The man's brain was sitting
in
a jar on my desk.  But I guess it's possible he could be out there
practicing law somewhere.

Bradley E. Young,  VCR Programmer
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