Bear Humor

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Greetings!  Ya'll don't know me yet cause I'm new to this.  But I have a 
joke for you.  It's my favorite.

One bright and shiny day, this man was going huntin', and he wanted to shoot 
a big grizzly bear.  At the end of the day, when he only had one bullet 
left, he sees this great big grizzly bear.  His adrenalin starts pumpin', 
and he shoots and missess.  Too much adrenalin, I guess.  Anyway, the bear 
gets right mad.  I guess mad wouldn't even be the right word.  The bear 
starts runnin' at the speed of light towards this man.  But the man, seeing 
the animosity in the bear's face, prays one of those arrow prayers:  "Oh, 
Jesus, make this bear a Christian".    Lo and behold, the bear actually 
starts to slow down.   By the time the bear comes to a complete stop about 
10 feet away, the man is ready to start shoutin'.  He get's especially 
excited when he sees the big bear get down on his big grizzly knees, folds 
his furry paws together, and closes his eyes, and scrunches up his hairy 
face as if he were about to cry.  But then he hears what the bear prays: 
"Thank you, Jesus, for this food that you have so graciously prepared for 
me".  What the man didn't know was that the bear hadn't eaten in about 5 
days, and he was HUNGRY.  hee,hee,hee . And who says that God doesn't 
 answer prayer!!

Anne