Food for thought...

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The visitors mentioned recently might have just as warm a responce from
our churches as these firemen. Bro Foster told of being welcomed so many
times before the sermon in one church (not a Pentecostal church in fact)
that it was almost embarrassing to go back home. Lord, open our eyes that
we might see the field is white ready for harvest!


Brian Berger
Manchester, NH
Brian_Berger@juno.com

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15
minutes!
Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!
Priest: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him. 
..Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're 
rather slow aren't they?
George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their 
sight while saving our club house last year. So we let them play here 
anytime free of charge!
(silence)
Priest: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them 
tonight.
Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and
see if there's anything he can do for them.
Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?