Miscellaneous ... nyuk, nyuk's

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JUST SOME MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHTS:

...If there is no God, then who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
...How did a fool and his money GET together?
...How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
...If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
...What's another word for "thesaurus"?
...Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
...What do they use to ship styrofoam?
...Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
...Why is there an expiration date on my sour-cream container?
...Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
...How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
...Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
...When you choke a smurf,  what color does it turn?
...Does fuzzy logic tickle?
...Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye dog sleds?
...Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the
   Special Olympics?
...Why do they call it a TV set if you get only one?
...Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives
...If corn comes from corn oil,  where does baby oil come from?
...What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Tyler Nally  <tgnally@prairienet.org>