A Question of Faith...nyuk,nyuk

Corey D Wooten (cwooten@Bayou.UH.EDU)
Fri, 30 May 1997 18:43:17 -0500 (CDT)




A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to
see his Rabbi about it.

"I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah,
cost me a fortune to educate him.  Then he tells me last week he has
decided to  be a Christian.  Rabbi, where did I go wrong?" 

"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you I too brought
my boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune,
then one  day he too comes and tells me he has decided to become a
Christian." 

"What did you do?" asked the Lawyer.

"I turned to God for the answer" replied the Rabbi.

"And what did he say?" pressed the Lawyer.

"God said, 'Funny you should come to me...' "