Chiseling ... nyuk, nyuk

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Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut
through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the
cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the
misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer
and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Hey, Mister!" one of them said after catching his breath, 
"You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! 
 What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
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Bro Tyler Nally <tnally@iquest.net> <tgnally@prairienet.org>

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