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The Devil's Beattitudes:
 
 Blessed are those who are too tired, busy or disorganized to meet with
 fellow Christians on Sundays each week. For their hearts are not in it.
 
 Blessed are those who enjoy noticing the mannerisms of church members.
 For their hearts are not in worship.
 
 Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be 
 recognized. I can use them.
 
 Blessed are the touchy. With a bit of luck they may even stop
 going to church. For they are my missionaries.
 
 Blessed are those who claim to love God And at the same time, hate 
 other people. For they are mine forever.
 
 Blessed are the trouble makers.
 They shall be called my children.
 
 Blessed are those who have no time to pray.
 For they are easy prey for me.
 
 Blessed are you when you read this and think it is about other people and
 not about yourself. I've got you.