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> 
> Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it
> in more places.
> 
> Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps
> you from enjoying it.
> 
> Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
> change places.
> 
> Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
> 
> Be careful what rut you choose.  You may be in it the rest of your
> life.
> 
> The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
> bucket.
> 
> Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
> 
> The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you
> do.
> 
> Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
> 
> Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they
> were.
> 
> The world is full of willing people:  some willing to work and some
> willing to
> let them.
> 
> Money isn't everything....there's credit cards, money orders, and
> travelers
> checks.
> 
> Some people are like blisters.  They don't show up until the work is
> done.
> 
> A true friend is one that lets his grass grow as tall as his
> neighbor's.
> 
> A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults  are
> out acting like teenagers.
> 
> If you don't know where you're going, you're never lost.
> 
> Experience is a wonderful thing.  It enables you to recognize a
> mistake when you make it again.