Bigger things in TX ... nyuk, nyuk

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On an airplane to Texas, a blind man is led to his seat in First Class.
When he gets to his seat, he feels around a bit and discovering how huge
the seat is, he asks the stewardess, "aren't these seats kinda big?" She
replies, "oh, everything's bigger
in Texas."
Then he arrives in Texas, and at the Hotel he is led to his room. When
he enters he walks and walks for a few minutes in a straight line and
doesn't even hit a wall. He asks the bellboy, "isn't this room kinda
big?" The bellboy replies, "yes, Everything's bigger in Texas."
After a little while, he gets thirsty. So he goes down to the restaurant
and orders a small drink. The waiter gives him a gallon-size glass
filled up to the top. The blind man feels it and says, "I said a small
drink." The waiter says, "everything's bigger in Texas."
So after the blind man finishes the entire drink, he asks, "where are
the restrooms?" The waiter tells him, "the third door on the right." So
he starts walking, and finding the wall, he begins feeling for doors.
Forgetting what the waiter had told him, he goes to the fourth door
instead of the third. The fourth door leads right out
to the pool. The blind man opens the door, walks a few steps, and falls
in. Thinking
he is in the restroom he begins to panic. Waving his arms frantically he
yells, "DON'T FLUSH!!!!!!!! DON'T FLUSH!!!!!!!!
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