Car Stolen

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After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car 
 has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a 
 full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the 
 parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the 
 scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been 
 returned. There is an envelope on the windshield with a 
 note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The 
 note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife 
 was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to 
 rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. 
 Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, 
 the country-and-western music star." 
 Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attends the 
 concert and return home late. They find their house has 
 been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from 
 though out the house, from basement to attic. And, there 
 is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your 
 car. I have to put my kid through college somehow, don't I?"