Coping with Stress ... nyuk, nyuk

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       Ways To Cope With Stress
 
~ Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa, and vice-versa. 

~ Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. 
 
~ When someone says "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans. 
 
~ Make a list of things to do that you have already done. 
 
~ Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send 
  him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong. 

~ Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals. 
 
~ Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and 
  launch them from high places. 
 
~ Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead. 
 
~ Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day. 
 
~ Pay your electric bill in pennies. 
 
~ Drive to work in reverse. 

~ Polish your car with earwax. 
 
~ Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages. 
 
~ Braid the hairs in each nostril. 
 
~ Write a short story using alphabet soup. 
 
~ Stare at people through the tines of a fork and 
  pretend they're in jail. 
 
~ Make a language up and ask people for directions in it. 
 
~ Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and 
  put it back in the wrapper.
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