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 If Microsoft built cars 
 1. A model year wouldn't be available until AFTER that 
 calendar year. 
 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd 
 have to buy a new car. 
 3. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, you'd 
 have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just 
 accept this. 
 4. You could only have one person at a time in your car, 
 unless you bought a Car 95 or a Car NT, but then you'd 
 have to buy more seats. 
 5. Sun Motor systems would make a car that was solar 
 powered, twice as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran 
 on 5% of the roads. 
 6. The oil, alternator, gas, engine warning lights would be 
 replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light. 
 7. People would get excited about the "new" features in 
 Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been 
 available in other brands for years. 
 8. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).