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 Murphy's Laws for Parents

 1.  The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week.

 2.  Leakproof thermoses - will.

 3.  The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side
     down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

 4.  The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the
     argument over whose day it is to take out the trash ends.

 5.  The shirt you child must wear today will be the only one that
     needs to be washed or mended.

 6.  Gym clothes left at school in lockers mildew at a faster rate than
     other clothing.

 7.  The item your child lost, and must have for school within the next
     ten seconds, will be found in the last place you look.

     [note:  .... that's technically true of anything you look for
      because you don't *continue* to search after you've found the
      formerly lost item .....................................TN]

 8.  Sick children recover miraculously when the pediatrician enters
     the treatment room.

 9.  Refrigerated items, used daily, will gravitate toward the back of 
     the refrigerator.

10. Your chances of being seen by someone you know dramatically
    increase if you drive your child to school in your robe and curlers.

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 Blinded By the Cross

"It makes my eyes hurt said one member."  "I can't see the pastor or the
choir" said others.  "I wonder how many visitors are turned off and don't
return because of this" spoke the pastor as he turned toward the huge stained
glass window in the shape of a cross.  "The motion has been seconded and the
I's have it."  said the pastor.  "We will find a way to filter out the glare
from the window."

I sighed as I looked up at the magnificent cross that covered the wall of the
sanctuary behind the pulpit.   No, I did not fight against changing the
window.  The decision would be what the majority wanted anyway and I was not
in the majority.  

The first thing I saw when I entered into this church building was the cross.
It was beautiful. I purposely sat in the area where the light glared.  I loved
to look to the front of the church and not see the pastor or the choir but
only the cross blinding me.  I wanted to be blinded by the cross.  When I
would stop and talk to people I would see the reflection of the cross in their
eyes.  You just could not say anything unkind when you see the cross in the
eyes of others.  You could not hide from the cross.  

As I came into the sanctuary several days after the business meeting the room
appeared dim.  A plastic coating had been applied to the cross.  The glare was
gone.  As I looked around the sanctuary I saw things that I had never noticed
before.  I noticed places where the walls needed to be repainted. I saw the
dust on the light fixtures and the dirty corners where the walls reached up to
the ceiling.  I was able to see my friends faces more clearly.  I no longer
saw the cross but I saw the imperfections that had been hidden by the glare. 

I thought about the places in the Bible where God is compared to light.  I
thought about Moses as he was blinded when he got to see God as He passed by.
I also thought about bringing a sweater for there was now a chill in the once
warm spot.  How strange that a simple window could say so much. Our
imperfections can't been because of the Cross.   How many times do we filter
God's light so we can be confortable?

Written by Brenda Wiggleton

--
Bro Tyler Nally <tnally@iquest.net> <tgnally@prairienet.org>

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