Organizational qualities ... nyuk, nyuk

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CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD:

   Leaps tall building in a single bound

   Is more powerful than a locomotive

   Is faster than a speeding bullet

   Walks on water

   Discusses policy with God

PRESIDENT:

   Leaps short buildings in a single bound

   Is more powerful than a switch engine

   Is just as fast as a speeding bullet

   Walks on water if the sea is calm

   Talks with God

EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT:

   Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds.

   Is almost as powerful as a switch engine

   Is faster than a speeding BB.

   Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool

   Talks with God if special request is approved

VICE PRESIDENT:

   Barely clears a Quonset hut

   Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive

   Can fire a speeding bullet

   Swims well

   Is occasionally addressed by God

GENERAL MANAGER:

   Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings

   Is run over by locomotive

   Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury

   Dog paddles

   Talks to animals

MANAGER:

   Runs into buildings

   Recognizes locomotive two out of three times

   Is not issued ammunition

   Can't stay afloat with a life preserver

   Talks to walls

TRAINEE:

   Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter building

   Says "look at the choo-choo"

   Wets him/herself with a water pistol

   Plays in mud puddles

   Mumbles to him/herself

SECRETARY:

   Lifts buildings and walks under them

   Kicks locomotives off the tracks

   Catches speeding bullets in his/her teeth

   Freezes water with a single glance

   Without them, God only knows...


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