Dead Dog nyuk, nyuk....

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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

This *major* nyuk, nyuk landed in my email box this morning as well.
It completely took me by surprise.... I groaned, laughed, and loved
the humor contained therein.  

You ask why I call these bits of humor posted:  "nyuk, nyuk's" ?
It's because Curly, one of the 3 Stooges, used to go around in the 
silliness of Curlydom and stoogehood going nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk,
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk....  Or he barked, woop'd, growled, the typical
really silly stuff that male types enjoy.  Hence, the jokes I post
are called:  "nyuk, nyuk's".

Enjoy!

Bro. Tyler

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A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving.  She
called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in.  After a brief
examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead.

"Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked.  "He was a great family
pet.  Isn't there anything else you can do?"

The vet paused for a moment and said, "There is one more thing we
can do."  He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a
large cage with a cat in it.  The vet opened the cage door and the
cat walked over to the dog.  The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe
and walked back to the cage.

"Well, that confirms it." the vet announced.  "Your dog is dead."

Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the
woman sighed, "How much do I owe you?"

"That will be $330." the vet replied.

"I don't believe it!!!", screamed the woman.  "What did you do that
cost $330????"

"Well", the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office visit and $300 for
the cat scan."