Profiles Enclosed nyuk, nyuk....

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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

Well, well, well.... this nyuk, nyuk isn't so *funny* as it probably
shows more truth of the polarization of those that are spiritually 
minded and those that are carnally minded.

Originally received as something that was supposed to be really funny,
I think it's worthwhile of a post to H-F to show the times we live...

Bro. Tyler

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Jesus, Son of Joseph
Woodcrafters Carpentry Shop
Nazareth, Palestine 25922

Dear Sir,

Thank you for submitting the resumes of the 12 men picked for
management positions in your organization.  All of them have taken
our battery of tests and we have not only run the results through our
computer, but also arranged personal interviews for each of them
with our psychologist and vocational aptitude consultant.  The
profile of all tests are included and you will want to study of each
of them carefully.  As part of our service and for your guidance we
have made some general comments much as an auditor would include some
general statements.

The report is given as a result of staff consultation and comes
without any additional fee.  It is the staff opinion that most of
your nominees are lacking background, education and vocational
aptitude necessary for the type of enterprise you are undertaking.
They do not have the team concept.

Simon Peter is emotionally unstable and is given to fits of temper.
Andrew has absolutely no leadership qualities.  The two brothers,
James and John, sons of Zebedee, place personal interests above
company loyalty.  Thomas demonstrates a questioning attitude that
would tend to undermine morale.  We feel it is our duty to tell you
that Matthew has been blacklisted by the "Greater Jerusalem Better
Business Bureau".  James and Thadeaeus definitely have radical
leanings and they both registered high scores on the manic
depressive scale.

One of the candidates, however, shows great potential.  He is a man
of ability and resourcefulness, meets people well, has a keen
business mind and has contacts in high places.  He is highly
motivated, ambitious and responsible.  We recommend Judas Iscariot
as your controller and right hand man.   All of the other profiles
are self-explanatory.  We wish you every success in your new venture.

Sincerely,

Jordan Management Consultants