Good humor in bad ads ... nyuk, nyuk's

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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

I've had these nyuk, nyuk's in my email box for a few days, I just didn't
have a chance to read them until today.  After reading many of them, I have
determined that I can't in any way allow these gems to be buried and hid 
from all of you...

I think this kind of humor is one of my favorite kinds of humor.  Things
not originally intended as humor, but because of a typographical error of
some kind, it ends up being really funny.  Kinda like a church choir that
is announced to be "sinning" (instead of singing) special songs during a
service (heh, heh, heh.... "The Bellflower Choir will be sinning tonight..."
Oooops!  Sorry Sis. Laurie , ;-) didn't really mean that.)

Anyway, I hope these "typographical bloopers" of this sort really helps
to lighten and unstrees the day.... enjoy!

Bro. Tyler
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                           Good humor in bad ads
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Dinner special-- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings,
555-1234. Leave mess.

Lost: small apricot poodle.  Reward.  Neutered. Like one of the
family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant.  Fine food expertly served by
waitresses in appetizing forms.

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large
drawers.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old.  Perfect for antique lover.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair
to take home, too.

For sale: 3 canaries of undermined sex.

For Sale:  eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in perfect condition.

Tired of cleaning yourself?  Let me do it.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge.
Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

Get rid of aunts:  Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Toaster: a gift that every member of the family appreciates.
Automatically burns toast.

Sheer stockings:  Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that
lots of women wear nothing else.

Stock up and save.  Limit: one.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

Man, honest.  Will take anything.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.  Must be willing to travel.

Used Cars:  Why go elsewhere to be cheated.  Come here first!

Christmas tag-sale.  Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

Wanted: Hair cutter.  Excellent growth potential.

Wanted:  Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

3 year-old teacher need for pre-school.  Experience preferred.

Our experienced Mom will care for your child.  Fenced yard, meals,
and smacks included.

Auto Repair Service.  Free pick-up and delivery.  Try us once, you'll
never go anywhere again.

Illiterate?  Write today for free help.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off-head illusion.  Blue
Cross and salary.

And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, and
unrivaled inconvenience.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery.  We do it carefully by
hand.