Preacher and the Man ... nyuk, nyuk

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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

Now I *know* without a shadow of a doubt that I've heard this nyuk, nyuk
over the pulpit.   Let's get a nose count of those that have heard it as
well..... enjoy!

Bro. Tyler
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A pastor was getting increasingly annoyed with a man in the congregation
who fell asleep each week during the sermon.  He tried everything he
could think of, but the man still kept falling asleep.

One day, he got an idea.  When Sunday came around he was preaching on
Heaven and Hell.  When he determined that the man was sound asleep he
quietly said to the congregation, "You have a choice:  All those who
want to go to Heaven quietly stand."  To which the entire congregation
(minus Mr. Sleepy) stood.  "Fine," said the preacher, "you may be seated
now." They sat. Then he continued, "Everyone who is going to Hell,
*STAND UP*!!!" to which the sleeper awoke and immediately stood.  He
then looked around at the congregation who were all looking at him,
turned to the preacher and said, "Well, preacher, I don't know what
we're voting on, but it looks like you and I are the only ones for it."