Burgular meets Jesus ... nyuk, nyuk

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Hi there!

I have to share this and I thought you'd get a big kick out of it! I 
thought it was hilarious! Enjoy!!

    Laurie G.  =)


The Burgler

Author Unknown

Ted Vogel says the burglar was cruising through one of our posh suburbs
looking for a target of opportunity. At one house he saw a truck
unloading a big screen television, stereo, and video outfit. All the
gear had to cost thousands of dollars. He made a mental note and went
on his way.

The next day he was back in the same neighborhood. When he drove past
the house with all the goodies, he saw an elderly couple loading
suitcases into the trunk of their car. He could hardly wait.

That night, without a moon in the sky and a heavy fog, he drove up to
the house. He rang the doorbell and when no one answered, broke the
lock on the kitchen door and went in.

It was pitch black inside as he made his way through the kitchen, then
the dining room and into the den where he expected to find the things
he wanted to steal.

"I see you and Jesus sees you," a voice said.

The burglar froze in his tracks.

"I see you and Jesus sees you," the voice said again.

When nothing more happened, the burglar took out his flashlight and
shinned it in the direction of the voice. All he saw was a parrot on
its perch.

"I see you and Jesus sees you."

The burglar laughed.

"Just a dumb bird," he said.

The burglar closed the drapes before turning on a lamp and that's when
he saw a big and mean looking Doberman Pincher sitting beneath the
parrot's perch.

"Sic him, Jesus!" the parrot said.