Burgular meets Jesus ... nyuk, nyuk

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Alright, now how did Higher-Fire get this??? I didn't intentionally 
send it there! I was forwarding it elsewhere! Brother Tyler you didn't 
chatch my blooper this time ha-ha!

    Laurie=)


You wrote: 
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>Hi there!
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>I have to share this and I thought you'd get a big kick out of it! I 
>thought it was hilarious! Enjoy!!
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>    Laurie G.  =)
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>The Burgler
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>Author Unknown
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>Ted Vogel says the burglar was cruising through one of our posh 
suburbs
>looking for a target of opportunity. At one house he saw a truck
>unloading a big screen television, stereo, and video outfit. All the
>gear had to cost thousands of dollars. He made a mental note and went
>on his way.
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>The next day he was back in the same neighborhood. When he drove past
>the house with all the goodies, he saw an elderly couple loading
>suitcases into the trunk of their car. He could hardly wait.
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>That night, without a moon in the sky and a heavy fog, he drove up to
>the house. He rang the doorbell and when no one answered, broke the
>lock on the kitchen door and went in.
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>It was pitch black inside as he made his way through the kitchen, then
>the dining room and into the den where he expected to find the things
>he wanted to steal.
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>"I see you and Jesus sees you," a voice said.
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>The burglar froze in his tracks.
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>"I see you and Jesus sees you," the voice said again.
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>When nothing more happened, the burglar took out his flashlight and
>shinned it in the direction of the voice. All he saw was a parrot on
>its perch.
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>"I see you and Jesus sees you."
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>The burglar laughed.
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>"Just a dumb bird," he said.
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>The burglar closed the drapes before turning on a lamp and that's when
>he saw a big and mean looking Doberman Pincher sitting beneath the
>parrot's perch.
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>"Sic him, Jesus!" the parrot said.
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