Secured Parking ... nyuk, nyuk

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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

I just received this in my email-box this wonderful Saturday
morning.  It took me two times to read it to engage in the humor
that was contained therein.  A clever piece I might add... enjoy!

Bro. Tyler

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There once was a man who walked into a bank. He asked the banker for
a $5,000 loan. And was granted it. The banker asked what the man was
going to use as collateral. And the man said he would put up his
Rolls Royce. And the banker said that would be fine. The man gave
the banker his keys and walked out of the bank. The banker went out
and parked the car in the bank's garage.   

A few days later the man came back and payed his loan of $5,000
dollars, plus $17.00 interest. The banker gave the man back his keys
and asked him, "Aren't you that milloniare?" "Yes!" the man replied.
"Then why did you need to borrow money from us, when you have 10
times more money!?" said the banker. "Because" said the man, "Where
else can I park my car for $17.00?"