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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

This is a wonderful little (ficticious) nyuk, nyuk that involves the 
Pope while in America.... enjoy!

Bro. Tyler
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The Pope came to America and was involved in a lot of formal visits
and rides in the bullet proof view machine.  He wanted to get away.
So he asked his Chauffer to take him for a ride away from everybody.
When they started out the Pope said to the chauffeur, "I want to
drive.  Please stop and let me do the driving."  So the chauffer
pulled over.  The Pope got into the driver's seat and the chauffeur
got into the back.  

The Pope had a good time driving.  He started out 35 in a 35 mile
zone, then he stepped it up to 50.  When he got to the 55 mile zone
he was doing 70.  When the speed limit and the freeway was posted
65, the Pope was doing 80 and loving it.  

A police officer stopped him for speeding. After looking in the car,
he radioed his supervisor and asked him to come to the scene to
assist him.  He supervisor wanted to know why. The officer said, "I
have stopped a VIP and I don't know what to do."  The supervisor
asked, "Just how important is this person?"  The officer said, "I
don't know who he is, but he has the Pope as a Chauffeur."