Baseball in heaven ... nyuk, nyuk

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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

Seems like I've heard this one before, about baseball being
in heaven, I just can't remember if I heard it at church or in 
fellowship or what.... enjoy!

Bro. Tyler

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Sam and Jim were best friends.  They both loved baseball.  As they neared 
the end of their lives they made a pact.  Whichever one died first would 
find a way to let the other one know if there is baseball in heaven.

Jim died.

About a week later Sam heard a noise in his room and said: "Jim is 
that you?"

"Yes"

"Well - is there baseball in heaven?"

"I have good news and I have bad news.  

"Well, what's the good news?"

"The good news is yes there is baseball in heaven."  

"... and the bad?"  

"The bad news is you are scheduled to pitch tommorrow night."