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I think you'll enjoy these to the nth degree........Very Funny.....


KIDS AND THE BIBLE- some student don't know the scriptures very
well-judgeing by the following......
 1)Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree
 2)Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark
 3)Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire by night
 4)Unleavened bread is bread without any ingredients
 5)Moses went to the top od Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 commandments
 6)The seventh commandment is: thou shalt not admit adultrey
 7)Joshua led the Hebrew's in the battle of Geritol
 8)Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines 
 9)Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption
10)the people that followed Jesus were called the 12 decibels
11)a christian should only have 1 wife, that is called monotony


Aint it great?!!!!?!!!?!!!

God Bless You

Andy Barnett
adbarnett@juno.com