Middle-Aged Farmer in Corp. America ... nyuk, nyuk

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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

A cute nyuk, nyuk this is... it's about a man that has spent
all of his life on the farm and has to leave the farm.  Kinda
like the Beverly Hillbillies I remember of years and years
ago.... enjoy!

Bro. Tyler

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After spending his whole life in the country, a middle-aged farmer
was forced to sell his land and take a corporate job.  For his first
trip to the city he brought along his wife and son.

At the hotel he was staying at, the farmer was intrigued by a small,
empty room with automatic sliding doors.  He watched as an elderly
woman pushed the button, entered the room and turned around as the 
doors closed.  The numbers on the wall above counted from 1 to 10, 
then back from 10 to 1.  The doors opened and the farmer was startled
to see an extremely attractive young woman emerge from the room.

"Son," he said quietly, "go fetch your ma."