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Bro. Tyler, saw this on another humor conference.  Passing it along>

COMPUTER SMILES                       

Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

My software never has bugs.  It just develops random features.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

The name is Baud......, James Baud.

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah

C:  Bad command or file name  Go stand in the corner.

Bad command. Bad, bad command  Sit  Stay  Staaay..

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.

All computers wait at the same speed.

DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS

Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Read my chips: No new upgrades

Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?

If debugging is the process of removing bugs,
 then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write,
 it should be hard to understand.

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename"

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

Hit any user to continue.

E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

If you do not have a touchtone phone press 1 now.

C: DOS   C: DOS RUN   RUN DOS RUN

C: WINDOWS C: WINDOWS GO C: PC CRAWL